Monday, July 6, 2009

Update: Cogito, Ergo Sum

You'd have to be a philosopher with a life like this. What I'm trying to say, friends, is this: my lovely bottomfeeder Voltaire has kicked the bucket.

At first I thought he was just sleeping, so I tapped on the bowl.

Then I thought he was just a heavy sleeper so I used a spoon to stir the water in the bowl around.

Then I was hoping he just liked to sleep on his back...

Alas, he has gone gently into that good night. You'll be happy to know I gave him a proper burial at sea wrapped up in the Union Jack (by which I mean I folded him into a papertowel and flushed him down the toilet).

I guess it's just me and Descartes from here on out.

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