What the hell is wrong with the world? Did you hear that there's a new film version of Hop on Pop in the works, starring Zach Braff and Maggie Ggyllenhaal as a pair of twenty-somethings who were raised as brother and sister and later come to find out that their "father" actually kidnapped them at birth?
Since there's nothing funnier than Stockholm Syndrome, hilarity ensues, I'm sure. How do those hacks at Disney sleep at night? Check out the trailer here.